ic inbox;

[madhatted]

[The voice that of the message is probably not the one you expect. And if you're Gilbert, probably causes traumatic flashbacks. It's certainly Break's voice, but a bit high pitched and more comical...]

Hello, this is Emily! You're obviously an idiot who can't even come see someone in person if it's important, but I'll take pity on you anyways. Leave a message and I'll tell the wonderful and charming Mr. Break about it if it's worth it!

[are you sure you even want to leave a message now]

Comments

[expiatrice]

Of course. I'm quite confident I can take care of them with a hand tied behind my back; they're men quite easy to catch off guard, you know?

[more like ciel abusing every advantage she possibly has and loser faux victorians ARE easy to mess with, she's not a bully she swears /coughs]

You should let me know whether or not I ought to go easy on them, if anything. They've already quite the frayed nerves as things are, don't they?

[madhatted]

[ And he just laughs pleasantly, because it's not like he's a bully too, nope... ]

Ah, let's see! You'd surprise Reim, but his nerves have been tempered quite soundly over the years... [ no thanks to break ] Easy to startle, but once it's done, there's much less fun to be had. Gilbert, on the other hand, hasn't learned a thing in the time I've known him, and his nerves are still as frayed and fragile as the day we met. Perhaps worse.

[ He laughs again, like this is pleasant and normal ]

You'd have more fun taking care of Gilbert, to put it simply.

[expiatrice]

Oh, I noticed. Do you speak from experience?

[some divine intervention break these two up, nothing good will come out of it...]

[madhatted]

[ He just laughs, because what a silly question, Ciel!! ]

Well, of course! I've known that poor, feeble-hearted man since he was a boy. My experience is more than a decade by now, I suppose!

[expiatrice]

Well then, there's my silver lining~! Your experiences are that of a man's. Have you witnessed often, mister Reim being put at a loss around a woman?

[LIKE THAT'S ANY BETTER........... no one wants a genderbent break, ciel pls]

[madhatted]

[ He looks surprised that he would bring it up, then shakes his head. ]

...Hm, not particularly. Gilbert is the one that tends to be at a loss, but that's because of his terribly oblivious nature. [ it's sad tbh ] Reim doesn't receive suitors as often as Gilbert did.

[ He thinks about it, then adds, ] I suppose he was too busy for it, since I can't recall any.

[expiatrice]

Suitors?

[no ciel

DON'T SOUND CONTEMPLATIVE...]

Wouldn't that surprise him all the more, if that sort of situation happened to him? I could flirt decently, I think, but it depends on what sort of treatment makes them squirm the most. Does Reim get his cheeks pinched often?

[ciel

stop]

[madhatted]

...Ha ha, Miss Ciel! You're positively devilish~!

[ But by that laughter, he clearly approves... ]

No, I would certainly say not! Should you wish to undertake the task, I'm sure you would be met with quiet satisfying results!

[expiatrice]

Please, mister Break. That's heretical.

[like she gives any fucks...]

Only if they give you a hard time, now~. That was what we were talking about, hm?

[madhatted]

[ He gives Ciel a Look at that, because wow, you were talking about mercy kills earlier, Ciel, don't start!! But he knows she doesn't care at all, really, so he doesn't ask. ]

And I promise you, that opportunity is likely to present itself within the week.

[expiatrice]

[she is a churchie of circumstances!!]

Weren't they supposed to have done that already? Hm... Well, I'll keep an eye out.

[madhatted]

[ He laughs, shaking his head ]

Oh, please do~! But when your taken by the whim to aid me, please let me know. I'd like to keep an eye out as well!

[expiatrice]

I'm always available, mister Break. Just give me a call!

[what busy schedule, a batman does everything ofc!!]