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[madhatted]

[The voice that of the message is probably not the one you expect. And if you're Gilbert, probably causes traumatic flashbacks. It's certainly Break's voice, but a bit high pitched and more comical...]

Hello, this is Emily! You're obviously an idiot who can't even come see someone in person if it's important, but I'll take pity on you anyways. Leave a message and I'll tell the wonderful and charming Mr. Break about it if it's worth it!

[are you sure you even want to leave a message now]

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[expiatrice]

Well... I suppose I haven't been able to keep it too well, with how much I've been getting around for the past year and then some. [lbr how she meddles is kinda obvious. sorta. a little. maybe more...] But no need to draw further attention to it than necessary, hm? I'll be holding onto you for that, in any case. You DO know what they say about a woman scorned, yes?

[this isn't threatening, nope...]

[madhatted]

[ With a smile, ] Oh, yes, quite well! I'm not sure if Lady Sharon may have spoken of it, but you see, she comes from a family of powerful women... So with my personality, I've all known their wrath quite well, you can imagine.

[ He admits it so casually... super whipped... ]

So don't worry. Your secret is absolutely safe with me~.

[expiatrice]

[>super whipped

ah, her favorite.........]

She hasn't, but I can't say I'm surprised! [NO WONDER THEY GET ALONG LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD.] Let's not speak more of it then, but if Gilbert, Reim, or any of the others are giving you extra trouble, please do let me know. It wouldn't be right to slave drive the elderly, now would it?

[ur old, break]

[madhatted]

[ That just makes him laugh, and it's quite genuine ]

Now this is a first! No one has offered to come to my rescue from their nagging before... [ BECAUSE IT'S ALL DESERVED ] But I'll certainly keep it in mind~!

[expiatrice]

[making losers genuinely laugh is one of her life talents.

to be fair (???) she offered the same to sharon and sharon has priority, so. :v]

Well, it does take a very unique and specific skill set, to be able to interfere with something like that. I'm rather confident to have it! Please don't forget when you do come to need it, in that case?

[madhatted]

Oh, I have no doubts that you do, Miss Ciel! Yet still, were you to rescue me from Reim or Gilbert, would you be able to survive the nagging that would befall you for it?

[ Another laugh ] I wouldn't want you to suffer such a fate as well, you see.

[expiatrice]

Of course. I'm quite confident I can take care of them with a hand tied behind my back; they're men quite easy to catch off guard, you know?

[more like ciel abusing every advantage she possibly has and loser faux victorians ARE easy to mess with, she's not a bully she swears /coughs]

You should let me know whether or not I ought to go easy on them, if anything. They've already quite the frayed nerves as things are, don't they?

[madhatted]

[ And he just laughs pleasantly, because it's not like he's a bully too, nope... ]

Ah, let's see! You'd surprise Reim, but his nerves have been tempered quite soundly over the years... [ no thanks to break ] Easy to startle, but once it's done, there's much less fun to be had. Gilbert, on the other hand, hasn't learned a thing in the time I've known him, and his nerves are still as frayed and fragile as the day we met. Perhaps worse.

[ He laughs again, like this is pleasant and normal ]

You'd have more fun taking care of Gilbert, to put it simply.

[expiatrice]

Oh, I noticed. Do you speak from experience?

[some divine intervention break these two up, nothing good will come out of it...]

[madhatted]

[ He just laughs, because what a silly question, Ciel!! ]

Well, of course! I've known that poor, feeble-hearted man since he was a boy. My experience is more than a decade by now, I suppose!

[expiatrice]

Well then, there's my silver lining~! Your experiences are that of a man's. Have you witnessed often, mister Reim being put at a loss around a woman?

[LIKE THAT'S ANY BETTER........... no one wants a genderbent break, ciel pls]

[madhatted]

[ He looks surprised that he would bring it up, then shakes his head. ]

...Hm, not particularly. Gilbert is the one that tends to be at a loss, but that's because of his terribly oblivious nature. [ it's sad tbh ] Reim doesn't receive suitors as often as Gilbert did.

[ He thinks about it, then adds, ] I suppose he was too busy for it, since I can't recall any.

[expiatrice]

Suitors?

[no ciel

DON'T SOUND CONTEMPLATIVE...]

Wouldn't that surprise him all the more, if that sort of situation happened to him? I could flirt decently, I think, but it depends on what sort of treatment makes them squirm the most. Does Reim get his cheeks pinched often?

[ciel

stop]

[madhatted]

...Ha ha, Miss Ciel! You're positively devilish~!

[ But by that laughter, he clearly approves... ]

No, I would certainly say not! Should you wish to undertake the task, I'm sure you would be met with quiet satisfying results!

[expiatrice]

Please, mister Break. That's heretical.

[like she gives any fucks...]

Only if they give you a hard time, now~. That was what we were talking about, hm?

[madhatted]

[ He gives Ciel a Look at that, because wow, you were talking about mercy kills earlier, Ciel, don't start!! But he knows she doesn't care at all, really, so he doesn't ask. ]

And I promise you, that opportunity is likely to present itself within the week.

[expiatrice]

[she is a churchie of circumstances!!]

Weren't they supposed to have done that already? Hm... Well, I'll keep an eye out.

[madhatted]

[ He laughs, shaking his head ]

Oh, please do~! But when your taken by the whim to aid me, please let me know. I'd like to keep an eye out as well!

[expiatrice]

I'm always available, mister Break. Just give me a call!

[what busy schedule, a batman does everything ofc!!]