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Xerxes "serial killer roomba" Break ([personal profile] madhatted) wrote2013-02-20 01:34 am

ic inbox;

[The voice that of the message is probably not the one you expect. And if you're Gilbert, probably causes traumatic flashbacks. It's certainly Break's voice, but a bit high pitched and more comical...]

Hello, this is Emily! You're obviously an idiot who can't even come see someone in person if it's important, but I'll take pity on you anyways. Leave a message and I'll tell the wonderful and charming Mr. Break about it if it's worth it!

[are you sure you even want to leave a message now]

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
'Employee' does have a nicer ring to it.

[said neutrally, but the implication is rather transparent. More like 'pawn', amirite.

But Ciel's not here to chide him, so.]


Your hands are tied regardless, you have too much on the line. Please be careful; I'm sure you're already aware, but you have to tread with much more care regardless, on either side now.

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-16 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Bad habits are terribly hard to break, aren't they. [...] Your name is a little ironic, thinking it that way, aha.

[another beat.]

May I offer a word of advice? Although it may not really be an advice, I confess. Just a personal opinion based on experience, if you will?

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-16 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
[tmw she already teased him about it asking about if his parents were history nerds or something because XERXES... That's Persian is what 300 taught me

but yes, she's happy to let it drop with a small smile, figuring something on the line was up already. he probably has too honestly, since she never ever gave out a last name to anyone. now what does this say too, if one's to give it any thoughts at all...?]


It shouldn't be anything you don't already know, however. You've been hit with a number of hard lessons of late all at once, it would seem.

[...]

But I'd like to comment on it regardless, yes. A reminder that this place is nothing like what you were used to back home, and for that reason, whatever that worked in your world can't be assumed to hold true here, especially with how ruthless and ever-feeding the corporation is. ...It sounds exceedingly silly, but Haven is a place where sincerity can triumph pragmatism. Peace of mind, a moment's respite, a single reason to smile, - what people once take for granted and what's once easily dismissed are invaluable things, in these ruins where everything is geared to break us down. That's why...

[...]

It's conceit, to think you can do everything on your own and move freely within your loved ones' shadows. The more you try, the more pain you'll cause them, and before long, you'll find yourself outdoing Haven. Can you envision it, the progression...?

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-16 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's not there to lecture him or repeat to him how greatly he's failed, things he knew and others around him have no doubt already thoroughly chewed him out about. That much was still true, so it was never her intention to stretch that topic more than it must've already had.

The drop in honorifics is noted, too. She's quite diligent with her own use also, after all. She can't help but give a sigh half-caught in a chuckle regardless, but it sounds vaguely self-deprecating all the same.]


You've nothing to thank me for, Break. But if you insist, I'll cherish it.

['Gratitude', from people like them... Hah.

And now, raising an index to her lips in a shushing motion!]


Shhhh, not so loud. I can't meddle if people thought I was a cold person,, you know?

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-16 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... I suppose I haven't been able to keep it too well, with how much I've been getting around for the past year and then some. [lbr how she meddles is kinda obvious. sorta. a little. maybe more...] But no need to draw further attention to it than necessary, hm? I'll be holding onto you for that, in any case. You DO know what they say about a woman scorned, yes?

[this isn't threatening, nope...]

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-17 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[>super whipped

ah, her favorite.........]


She hasn't, but I can't say I'm surprised! [NO WONDER THEY GET ALONG LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD.] Let's not speak more of it then, but if Gilbert, Reim, or any of the others are giving you extra trouble, please do let me know. It wouldn't be right to slave drive the elderly, now would it?

[ur old, break]

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-17 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[making losers genuinely laugh is one of her life talents.

to be fair (???) she offered the same to sharon and sharon has priority, so. :v]


Well, it does take a very unique and specific skill set, to be able to interfere with something like that. I'm rather confident to have it! Please don't forget when you do come to need it, in that case?

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-21 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I'm quite confident I can take care of them with a hand tied behind my back; they're men quite easy to catch off guard, you know?

[more like ciel abusing every advantage she possibly has and loser faux victorians ARE easy to mess with, she's not a bully she swears /coughs]

You should let me know whether or not I ought to go easy on them, if anything. They've already quite the frayed nerves as things are, don't they?

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-21 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I noticed. Do you speak from experience?

[some divine intervention break these two up, nothing good will come out of it...]

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-23 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, there's my silver lining~! Your experiences are that of a man's. Have you witnessed often, mister Reim being put at a loss around a woman?

[LIKE THAT'S ANY BETTER........... no one wants a genderbent break, ciel pls]

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Suitors?

[no ciel

DON'T SOUND CONTEMPLATIVE...]


Wouldn't that surprise him all the more, if that sort of situation happened to him? I could flirt decently, I think, but it depends on what sort of treatment makes them squirm the most. Does Reim get his cheeks pinched often?

[ciel

stop]

[personal profile] expiatrice 2014-02-23 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Please, mister Break. That's heretical.

[like she gives any fucks...]

Only if they give you a hard time, now~. That was what we were talking about, hm?

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